Personally, I’ve not been on it actively since its initial launch week. My first 24 hours on the app gave me hope for a wholesome future of shitposting and new horizons but according to Forbes, Threads has seen a nearly 70 percent decline in daily users on the platform since its peak at the start of the month. The Threads app, Meta’s answer to Twitter, had a banging start. Bird’s home, and is once again proving that he’s the human billionaire version of Darla from Finding Nemo who won’t stop shaking the bag. Down.īut alas, Elon Musk has a death grip on Larry T. It’s like if you tried to move things around to tidy up the organised chaos of my bedroom - I know where EVERYTHING is. The Twitter app is a bit dank, and we like it that way. Honestly, we mostly wish he’d stop messing with a good thing. Twitter users seem to not care about Elon’s vision since buying Twitter. One user said : “Returning to Barbieland to find the Dreamhouse has become the Mojo Dojo Casa House.” And that about sums up the vibe of the app right now. One user said: “I’m still gonna call it Twitter” to which Elon Musk tweeted in reply, “Not for long.” Sounds like a threat, but OK. The general consensus from the user base is yes, but begrudgingly and out of habit. It’s even a running gag for Gen X characters in film and TV to screw up the name of the app - Tweeter? Twitler? It was the perfect way to show that a character was out of touch. The words ‘tweet’, ‘tweeting’, and ‘tweeted’ are words that are integrated into our language culture. The app has infiltrated the zeitgeist in a way no other social platform has ever done. And none of the decisions that Elon Musk has made indicate that he has any intention of retaining the legacy of the app. I wonder how the Twitter employees feel after working at a social media company for all these years, only for it to become an ‘everything app’ vulnerable to the every whim of a bored billionaire?’ There’s simply too many tweets, and they’re definitely getting worse. We do not want your super app, sir.Įlon Musk’s Twitter is very upsetting to me. What's The Point?Įlon has a vision to make the platform into ‘an everything app.’ Do we think that we need an ‘everything app’? I’m so tired. Threads Is Like Twitter But Without The Trauma. Not sure what subtle clues gave it way, but I like the letter X /nwB2tEfLr8 Here he is again with his arms crossed like the letter X. His child X Æ A-Xii even is nicknamed after the letter X. Perhaps the only actual explanation is that Elon Musk likes the letter X. Since buying Twitter, I’m not entirely sure what he’s done other than being a bit of an online menace. Because he’s a bored billionaire with no actual obligations to hustle to make ends meet, so he can just fuck around and do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Probably. Why Is Elon Musk Changing The Twitter Brand? X.com already redirects to Twitter, so it seems to be happening despite his track record of just saying things on the main. In 2017, he acquired the domain name, and it’s been a dormant URL until now. That’s crazy.Back in 1999, Elon founded the domain X.com for an online financial services company, which ultimately merged with a different company which then became Paypal. He also took photos of my dead pets and me, and then framed those photos and put them up next to the fish tank. It’s not my fault that my insane uncle kept giving me fish after I would immediately murder them. So yeah, I got excited when I was gifted fish, and I shook those bags. Simple braces would have been fine, but my uncle was a very eager dentist. Sure, I had a crazy amount of headgear for a child, and that made making friends hard. I am not making any excuses for my behavior. But me being a brat is in Finding Nemo forever. You accidentally eating a glue stick isn’t in A Bug’s Life, is it? There’s no scene in Cars where you break a lamp and blame it on your little brother. Imagine that all of your awkward adolescent moments were a part of a Pixar classic, virtually guaranteeing that your growing pains were immortalized in everyone’s childhoods. Yes, I did accidentally kill several fish by vigorously shaking their bags, but look me in the eye and tell me what a great pet-owner you were when you were eight. Children are often rambunctious, and my zest for life may have had some unfortunate side effects. As a child, I was hyperactive and excitable, which I hardly think is a crime.
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